Missouri Ozark’s Resort - Koinania Valley Ranch
koinania@gmail.com | 573-269-1193
Two hours SW of St Louis

The Whole Ranch House

$540 per night In-Season

Thank you so much for your hospitality and generosity to our family. This time was truly a gift from God. Thanks for letting Him use you! We enjoyed. ..going for swims down by the river area, Horseback riding at Brushy Creek (excellent!), catching little lizards, tree frogs and turtles, making them pets for the week and then letting them return to the forest as we left for home. We really enjoyed playing at Elephant Rocks and Johnson Shut Ins, playing board games and cards together in the evenings, watching movies, eating popcorn and staying up late and getting to know you! Thanks for the sampling of your delicious ground beef and the enjoyable conversation!

-The L Family, St. Louis

The whole Ranch House is a 6 bedroom/3 bath unit consisting of the East and West Wings.  It is large enough to sleep 16 in beds or up to 20 using couches as well. It has 2 living rooms, 3 bathrooms and 2 kitchens. Relax on the porches as you enjoy views of the valley. The large covered deck of the West Wing is perfect for the whole group to hang out. All units have access to private river frontage for swimming, fishing, and playing plus a small private 1/3 acre lake for fishing and paddleboats. 

West Wing bedroom 1: Queen bed with ensuite bath with shower only

West Wing bedroom 2: Queen bed

West Wing bedroom 3: Double bed with twin bunk beds

East Wing bedroom 1: King bed

East Wing bedroom 2: Queen bed with twin bunk beds and twin pull-out mattress

East Wing bedroom 3: Queen bed

Check-in is after 4pm, Check-out is at 11am.

Smoking outdoors only. We do not allow smoking of any kind inside our rental units. There will be an additional cleaning fee of $250 if it has been found that there was smoking inside. Smoking includes but is not limited to cigarettes, cigars, cannabis, e-cigs, etc. We provide buckets with sand on the porches for your butts.

Amenities

  • Air Conditioned and Heat
  • Bedding (we provide bedding – you make up beds)
  • Bath towels, Washcloths, Dishcloths, Trash bags, Dish soap, Dishwasher detergent, 1 roll of Paper towels, foil, baggies, and Toilet paper provided

2 Fully Equipped Kitchens

Kitchen 1- West Wing:

  • Pan spray, some spices, some Coffee, Hot Chocolate and Tea provided
  • Dishwasher, Microwave, Coffee Maker, 4-Slice Toaster, Crock Pot, Blender, Hand Mixer, Electric Griddle
  • Pots, Pans and Baking Pyrex
  • Dishes, Utensils, Bowls, Cups, and Glasses

Kitchen 2- East Wing:

  • Pan spray, some spices, some Coffee, Hot Chocolate and Tea provided
  • Dishwasher, Microwave, Coffee Maker, 4-Slice Toaster, Crock Pot, Blender, Hand Mixer, Electric Griddle
  • Pots, Pans and Baking Pyrex
  • Dishes, Utensils, Bowls, Cups, and Glasses

Additional Amenities

  • TV (no cable) DVD player with Extensive collection to choose from
  • Furnished covered patio and wrap around deck
  • Campfire pit (campfire wood available)
  • Charcoal grills (charcoal and starter fluid not included)
  • Smoke Free – smoking outdoors only
  • Washer/Dryer available upon request
  • Phone available in the DVD room for guests use.
  • Wifi available (We’re in the country so fiber hasn’t made it here yet. LOL)

Children’s Amenities

  • Special closets filled with dress-up clothes for girls and boys
  • Books (Storybooks, Nature, Biographies)
  • Toys, dolls, dishes
  • Trucks, cars, Lego
  • Board Games, Puzzles
  • Foosball table on deck

Not Included

  • Paper plates, plasticware, reusable plastic containers, etc
  • Beach towels for the river/creek
  • Bug spray and other personal care products
  • Charcoal and lighter fluid

Rates

Summer rate: $540 per night (Memorial Day weekend to Labor Day weekend) Week long: $3,240 (Mon-Sun)

Spring/Fall rate: $435 per night (Mar-May/Sept-Nov) Week long: $2,610 (Mon-Sun)

Winter rate: $375 per night (Dec-Feb) Week long: $2,250 (Mon-Sun)

Cleaning fee of $190

Ask about our Military/Fire,Police,EMT/Ministry discount!

If you rent one of our locations (Ranch House, Hummingbird House or Fisherman’s Cabin) you can also include camping accommodations for additional members of your group at the rates below. Camping is not available as a stand alone rental option.

Camping & RV Rental Rates
Camping and RV rental currently available only when renting one of our places.
Tent w/ electric- $10 per person per night
Tent w/o electric- $8 per person per night
30 amp RV with water and electric only (NO SEWER) – $40 per night
Children under 10 are 1/2 price for camping

Prices do not include 7.225% sales tax.

Payment policy

Half down within 4 days of receipt of Paypal Invoice to reserve your stay. The balance due 1 week prior to arrival. If booking for the following year, only a deposit of $400 is initially needed to reserve your stay!

Cancelation policy

If you cancel 14+ days before your stay, you will receive a full refund; 13-6 days beforehand, you will be refunded 1/2 of the cost of the amount of your stay; 5 days or less, no refund.

Pets Policy

Well-behaved and house broken dogs warmly welcomed! Pets may not be left unattended or be left on the property while you are away. Please bring a dog bed as the animals are not allowed on the furniture.

Supplies provided for cleaning up all dog messes. Extra cleaning fees may be required.

Pet Rate: $15 per dog per night

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